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It has come to my attention
that a great and prodigious debate has been raging across this planet,
one with enormous philosophical consequences for the future of mankind.
No, I'm not talking about stem cells. I'm talking about boxers versus
briefs.
Men and women the world over - well, at least in those parts of
the world where people wear underpants - argue over what's best.
Are loose, cartoon-printed shorts better than tighty whities? Is
the wedding tackle better off in a loose fishing basket or a small
drawstring bag? And - perhaps more importantly - what looks sexier?
I've trawled the internet trying to find the definitive answer,
and it's been no small, or smalls, task. I found a message board
thread on this topic that stretches no less than 6 long pages, and
several months. I found whole articles devoted to the topic. I found
scientific research. And I found plenty of opinion polls. It really
is amazing that this subject could generate so much interest.
On the one side of the debate are those who prefer briefs. "My
boys gotta have a house," said Kramer on an episode of Seinfeld,
and it seems many blokes agree. They don't much like the idea of
the meat and two veg sliding all over the shopping basket, as it
were. The other problem is that boxers can be so loose as to give
wedgies, especially when playing sport. A lot of guys really don't
like the idea of Mickey Mouse making his way into their most secret
places. "And besides, if you wear boxers with dress pants,
it looks as though you have an armadillo in there," wrote one
concerned brief-lover...
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